hi.

shingekinokyojinheaven:


opticallyaroused:

Ladies, and gentlemen, this is the captain. If you look out the right side of the aircraft you will notice flight 195 challenging us to a race.

please put on your seat belts because it’s about to get raw as hell up in this bitch *sound of plane diving*

shingekinokyojinheaven:

opticallyaroused:

Ladies, and gentlemen, this is the captain. If you look out the right side of the aircraft you will notice flight 195 challenging us to a race.

please put on your seat belts because it’s about to get raw as hell up in this bitch *sound of plane diving*

maisiewilliams:

I hope you enjoyed that one time you insulted my favorite character because I’m going to hold it against you for the rest of our lives

sliceofbri:

spoken-not-written:

am i the only one who thinks people look hotter when they’re in underwear and not when they’re naked

1) its this whole “leaving it to the imagination” thing that we humans like
2) genitals are fuckin weird lookin bro
3) have you seen a limp dick it’s like a sad sea creature

lennon-in-the-sky-with-timelords:

So my cousin was in a gay pride parade and everything in her outfit and makeup was rainbow but she was wearing red contacts and while marching, a protester behind her yelled “You’re going straight to hell” and she turns around to face him with her fuCKING blood red eyes and she says “well duh, I got a kindom to run” and the protester nearly fucking passed out that is her legacy I want to be like her

  • Taylor Swift: that's a little fast and I'm saying that
  • Taylor Swift: to the fans, you are the longest and best relationship I have ever head
  • Taylor Swift: yeah, I'll have to break up with the year, and then write a song about it
  • Taylor Swift: I imagine it would be hard to make a relationship last, I wouldn't know
  • Taylor Swift: whenever a man shows emotion, I appear
  • Taylor Swift: I was excited when they asked me to come out and present this award because nobody knows more about dramatic males than I do